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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6548 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3565 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!