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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9179 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 184 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!