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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1030 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 151 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P