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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6748 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P