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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4134 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P