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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 304 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1255 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P