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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5010 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P