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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5295 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P