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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P