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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5077 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Votes: | 9064 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P