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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4874 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P