BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2609
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	7302	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	244	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Potions Brewed:	166
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	5904
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	5218
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mines Excavated:	4045	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me