BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2826	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	6017	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	235770
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si