BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3483	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1413	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	251
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3988	Star Shards Collected:	146
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2421	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	8969
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	545830	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	118

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	713
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

play.beacoland.com