BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4839	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Dragon Eggs Found:	3961

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dimension Hops:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1309	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	7750	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	5363
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com