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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
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