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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6343 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!