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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9277 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!