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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Love Letters Sent: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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