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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Potions Brewed: 46
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Animals Bred: 191
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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