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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1243 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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