Are you tired of being stood up on your birthday? Do you want to celebrate in style without the drama? Then join our Minecraft server where we throw the craziest virtual birthday parties! No more waiting for hours at a fancy restaurant only to be left alone and crying. On our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will actually show up and celebrate with you!

Forget about real-life disappointments and join us for a virtual birthday extravaganza. Our pixelated parties are so lit, even your mom will want to join in (and she won’t bail on you at the last minute, we promise). Say goodbye to ruined makeup and hello to a world where your birthday dreams come true. Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7615 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Dragons Tamed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4985 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 New Chunks Explored: 958927
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 New Chunks Explored: 574209

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7177 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3382 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

    Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block
    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

    Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

    Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

    With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

    Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

    Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

    But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

    So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2364
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!

    NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?

    The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!

    Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyPirateServer

    CraftyPirateServer
    Welcome to our top secret Minecraft server where we take torrenting to a whole new level! Why settle for regular old torrenting when you can do it through i2p anon on our server?

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so secure that even the creepers can’t find us. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a house out of diamonds in less than 5 minutes.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our exclusive community where we laugh in the face of danger and defy all odds. So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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