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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1953 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 460 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.