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TVShowFanaticMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Farms Harvested:	701	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	5439	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	68
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1622
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7888
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8297	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3