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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4916 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?