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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 170 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?