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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7961 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?