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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 694 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Mines Excavated: | 4997 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?