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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7629 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3110 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 140 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?