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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4247 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 1662 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3386 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?