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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3456 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Votes: | 6519 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?