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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4982 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 125297 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!
Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.
So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!