BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA

#announcement, announcement ruined, BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA, Behavior, Blame, brother-in-law, CAR, family bbq, family gathering, gesticulating, Grandparents, immature, JOKE, loaner, manly, Nurse, Party, Trans, Transmission, Upset, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother-in-law Dave? Look no further! Join our server for a party that’s crazier than a family gathering with Dave in the mix.

We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!

Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.

So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	915	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7178
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Ores Mined:	3694
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	3587
Animals Bred:	71	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	257
Divine Spears Created:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7727	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	2146
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5953

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com