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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.