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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1630 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.