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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3491 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.