Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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