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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Secret Passages Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mines Excavated:	2826
Ores Mined:	2853	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	4539
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5029	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	9638	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Star Shards Collected:	256	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crops Grown:	1260	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	8434

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mines Excavated:	4990
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1121
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

HavocSMP

Community, Discord, Economy, friendly community, Fun Community, Fun pvp, fun server, Havoc, HavocSMP, join now, minecraft server, MONEY, player, PvP, richest player, Sell, Shop, smp, strongest player, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7262
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

mc.HavocSMP.xyz

HavocSMP, HavocSMP is a fun community you can also attempt to become the richest player on the server and you could also do /shop and /sell to make money. Try to become the strongest player in the smp and so much more! Join now!!!!

What will you see in Havoc? Fun server Friendly community! Fun pvp & more!!! Join now! https://discord.gg/QWUhrmgYGj

mc.HavocSMP.xyz:31898

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6