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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 645 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
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