Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8505
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	903
Mines Excavated:	3463	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	968
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	New Chunks Explored:	261707
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	709525	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4858	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!