Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7968	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7731	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	5122	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	74
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	254785
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.