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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	5262	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2505
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6120
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8978
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1026
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9975
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0