Based Minecraft SMP Player

Based, he, I’M, Minecraft, player, smp, thinking, yeah

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mines Excavated:	3086

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4338	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.