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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	119
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2702

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	7554
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4786
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5332
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3528
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1685
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Items Found:	3462	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6471	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2