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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1327 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
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