BarJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Farms Harvested:	330	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5971	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	168

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	189
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9602	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	3538
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

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Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	6560	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com