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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉
