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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Votes: | 6444 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9400 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉