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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉