BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Animals Bred:	71	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	857	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	182	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1105	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	51740	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1689

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Villages Defended:	9
Farms Harvested:	113	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	91	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com